{"id":5071,"date":"2021-02-24T06:56:30","date_gmt":"2021-02-24T05:56:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.srovnator.cz\/clanky\/ostatni\/i-z-inzeratu-na-prodej-vozu-se-muze-stat-perla-internetu\/"},"modified":"2025-10-20T21:26:33","modified_gmt":"2025-10-20T19:26:33","slug":"i-z-inzeratu-na-prodej-vozu-se-muze-stat-perla-internetu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.srovnator.cz\/clanky\/vtipne-inzeraty-na-prodej-aut\/","title":{"rendered":"I z inzer\u00e1tu na prodej vozu se m\u016f\u017ee st\u00e1t perla internetu"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jednou zkr\u00e1tka p\u0159ijde \u010das, kdy budete muset sv\u016fj l\u00e9ty otestovan\u00fd v\u016fz nahradit vozem zachovalej\u0161\u00edm, mlad\u0161\u00edm, lep\u0161\u00edm nebo t\u0159eba i\u00a0zbrusu nov\u00fdm. V\u00e1\u0161 star\u00fd par\u0165\u00e1k na\u00a0tom nemus\u00ed b\u00fdt v\u00a0t\u00e9 chv\u00edli tak\u00a0zle, aby\u00a0musel putovat rovnou na\u00a0\u0161ro\u0165\u00e1k a\u00a0jeho posledn\u00edm darem na\u00a0rozlou\u010denou m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt alespo\u0148 \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u00e9 pokryt\u00ed n\u00e1klad\u016f na\u00a0nov\u00e9 auto. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed majitel\u00e9 sv\u00fdch voz\u016f se\u00a0rozhodli zaujmout netradi\u010dn\u00edm inzer\u00e1tem \u2013 v\u011bt\u0161inou se\u00a0jedn\u00e1 o\u00a0origin\u00e1ln\u011b pojat\u00fd popis stavu vozidla, na\u00a0z\u00e1v\u011br je\u00a0v\u0161ak inzer\u00e1t, kter\u00fd\u00a0by\u00a0byl\u00a0hoden k\u00a0prom\u00edtnut\u00ed na\u00a0st\u0159\u00edbrn\u00e9 pl\u00e1tno.<\/strong><\/p>\n\"I\n

F\u00c9ROVEJ INZER\u00c1T<\/h2>\n

Majitel se\u00a0rozhodl, \u017ee\u00a0velmi poctiv\u011b a\u00a0dopodrobna pop\u00ed\u0161e stav sv\u00e9ho star\u00e9ho vozu. Zkr\u00e1tka cht\u011bl, aby\u00a0kupci p\u0159esn\u011b v\u011bd\u011bli, do\u00a0\u010deho jdou a\u00a0co\u00a0od\u00a0vozu mohou \u010dekat. To, \u017ee\u00a0s\u00a0up\u0159\u00edmnost\u00ed a\u00a0pravdivost\u00ed o\u00a0stavu vozu nebude \u0161et\u0159it, d\u00e1v\u00e1 v\u0161em na\u00a0z\u0159ejmost hned v\u00a0prvn\u00edm odstavci sv\u00e9 inzerce:
\n\u201eProd\u00e1 se\u00a0V\u016eZ. Au\u0165\u00e1k NIC MOC, ale CENA je\u00a0SYMBOLICK\u00c1: za\u00a0patn\u00e1ct tis\u00edc m\u016f\u017ee bejt v\u00e1\u0161. Rok v\u00fdroby 1996. D\u00e1v\u00e1m F\u00c9R INZER\u00c1T, nechci si vymej\u0161let. Stav je\u00a0celkov\u011b pochybn\u00fd. Najeto m\u00e1 podle tachometru 52\u00a0tis\u00edc, ale sp\u00ed\u0161 to\u00a0asi m\u00e1 b\u00fdt 152\u00a0tis\u00edc. A\u00a0jestli na\u00a0f\u00e9rovku, tak\u00a0252\u00a0tis\u00edc.<\/em>\u201c
\nJe\u00a0tak\u00e9 evidentn\u00ed, \u017ee\u00a0majitel\u016fv vztah k\u00a0vozu byl\u00a0velmi bl\u00edzk\u00fd a\u00a0kladn\u00fd, v\u00a0z\u00e1v\u011bru inzerce jej p\u0159irovn\u00e1v\u00e1 k\u00a0ikonick\u00e9 katan\u011b z\u00a0filmu Kill Bill:
\n\u201eJe to\u00a0v\u00a0boj\u00edch zocelen\u00fd pir\u00e1tsk\u00fd \u0161kuner drsn\u00fdch mrav\u016f. Jak pravil Hattori Hanz\u00f3, kdy\u017e\u00a0p\u0159ed\u00e1val sv\u016fj nejlep\u0161\u00ed me\u010d Nev\u011bst\u011b: \u201eKdyby ses na\u00a0sv\u00e9 cest\u011b st\u0159etla s\u00a0Bohem, B\u016fh bude vejp\u016fl!<\/em>\u201c.
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